BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE. BREAKING NEWS. I have just received word from a very reliable source (http://www.msnbc.com/) that TIGER WOODS IS IN REHAB. Nope, doesn't look like he's in Africa, as my other reliable source (www.TMZ.com) claimed.
It seems to me that "rehab" has become another word for "a place to hide (publicly) when you have done something very public and very terrible and you are looking to get your endorsements back, pronto."
So this got me thinking. And discussing the issue with my bestie, Sarah. Maybe there should be a rehab out there for individuals who are generally devoid of morals. Like, a rehab for people who have little respect for humanity, ethics or respect. It could be called: "The Center For People Who Acknowledge That They Are Just Selfish."
So does anyone want to invest in my new business plan? I think it's a cash cow.
I have $.50 I'd be willing to put toward the cause. In my view, though, people should be paying us so that other people can pay us to fix their questionable morals.
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