Yes. I am still here.

To those of you who may have been wondering...

Yes. I am still a resident of the Planet Earth.

I still reside in Midvale Utah with my husband and my zoo.

I still have brown hair and blue eyes.


You may have wondered since no one but Gordon O'Neil, my pets and my parents (for only a few fleeting hours on Sunday) have seen hide nor hair of me in like about a month. But I am still here. I have just added a few other details to my description. For instance:

Insanely busy.

Loving every second of my busy and intense and challenging job.

Wearing dress pants and button-up shirts to work every day. And heels.

Having to leave for the office by 8 a.m. every day.

Seeing my house in the light of day on only Saturday and Sundays (and sometimes in the morning, but go with me here. I'm exercising creative license for the required drama.)

Not having had Starbucks for weeks, it seems, because there isn't a convenient location in Utardia (aka Utah County.)

Never even having time to update my FB page and having NO IDEA of what is going on in your lives.

Being intensely intimidated by my boss.

So anyway. Just don't forget about me, friends. I'm alive and well. And getting pretty rich, if I do say so myself. Just kidding. But the bills are getting paid. Woot! Woot!